WELCOME 🤪

To the Dumbest Website You'll Ever Visit!

⚠️ WARNING: This website may cause confusion, dizziness, and existential crises! ⚠️     Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to this dumb website!     Did you know? Bananas are berries but strawberries aren't!    

Why is this website?

Scientists are still trying to figure that out. Some say it's a cry for help, others say it's performance art. I say it's Tuesday.

Fun fact: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear. That's more than this website has brain cells.

Facts About Potatoes

Potatoes can be used to power clocks. This website is powered by potatoes. That explains a lot.

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Important Questions

  • If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
  • Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?
  • Do stairs go up or down?
  • Why is this website?

Dumb Counter

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Mystery Button

No one knows what this does. Not even the developer.

Color Therapy

Stare at this for 30 seconds then look at a white wall.